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  Message of speedbird9468 - Sent 03 Feb 2:02  
 
Hi ladies and gents
Take a read of this. I found the questions the journalist asks rather amusing. I was thinking what would happen in the case of turbulence and what about the pilots.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7223733.stm

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  Message of captain bill - Sent 03 Feb 10:25  
 
Not a lot of Aviation Topics for discussion or is it we the members are a little tired at the moment. Come on chaps and chapesses there must be things of more importance to discuss than this so lets get writing.

That includes you too Cpt. Bill

Roger old chap Tally Hoe !!!!

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  Message of Luton Spotter - Sent 03 Feb 10:55  
 
I thought that was quite good! It made me laugh

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  Message of JohnMorris - Sent 06 Feb 19:32  
 
Just caught up with this one! How is the flight crew going to get on? Will they be asked to join in and strip too? The in flight safety briefing should be the most interesting, I mean where do you look? Could this be the start of a real  no frills  airline? Imagine no uniforms to buy, no baggage to add weight just a few tins of deoderant to pack (in the hold of course!) therefore even more savings on costs. They will be paying us to fly soon!

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  Message of speedbird9468 - Sent 07 Feb 0:20  
 
Just Imagine all those lovely young female crew members. People with heart problems will not be allowed to board and jealous wifes/husbands girlfriends/boyfriends will not be allowed to board

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  Message of captain bill - Sent 07 Feb 7:19  
 
Now see what you have done!!!!



Ryan Air are taking up this idea of making all there passengers strip down to their birthday suits to save on weight but if you wish to keep your kit on it will cost you 10 eur. per garment.

This is what the airlines have always wanted BUMS ON SEATS

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  Message of speedbird9468 - Sent 08 Feb 23:39  
 
Bugger that. i mean who wants to sit on seats that have been on with a bare bum. Imagine loads of turbulence and what if the pax has piles. In addition imagine paying for taking an extra pair of underwear or tights or even pantyliners for those women that have their ''time of the month'' Some smart arse will probably read this and come up with the idea to charge for winter coats or something.

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  Message of JohnMorris - Sent 08 Feb 14:47  
 
Oh dear, oh dear,

This topic is taking the inevitable spiral down a dark hole into a horrible sticky mess. My wife has been nagging for ages about taking her parents abroad and I have just had a fleeting thought of a large mother in law staggering down the aisle with a dodgy tummy an feeling airsick Noooooooooooooo! Can I get to Spain with National Express?

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  Message of speedbird9468 - Sent 08 Feb 18:02  
 
There was a company called Eurolines. But why not go on the train. Just Imagine if you flew with Fr thay could charge your mother in law for norra batty stockings (only kidding)

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